italian

Best people in the world. Why? no reasons. We just are.

I'm Italian

by ...JeSSicA... April 10, 2004

Italicanasianish

The act of being Italian,Canadian,Asian and British all at the same time. Extremely common in absolutely nowhere.

Italicanasianish guy:Herro govnor,how are you eh? Wanna eat some pizza?

Non-Italicanasianish guy:I'm confused.

by ApersonWhoIsAlsoAPerson November 29, 2013

Italian ShowGun

A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown

When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.

Ex.

(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned

by Numba1 February 5, 2014

Italea

A Naughty 10 year old who shouldn't be looking up shit on urban dictionary

God damn it Italea

by Sanchez0412 May 19, 2016

italian blanket

When you roll someon up in a rug to dispose of their body

He fucked with the wrong person and got an Italian Blanket

by Darkmuff May 3, 2018

italian neck slap

Getting Slapped in the neck using the famous Italian hand gesture.

Why is it Caused?
When a person makes direct eye contact with the persons Italian hand gesture the Italian hand can slap the neck of the person who made eye contact.

Tip: Never do in the front of the neck only the back of the neck.

Sally Italian neck slapped Kenny as a punishment for making eye contact with her Italian gesture.

by Italian Slappist March 5, 2018

Italian rapist

Your basic Italian rapist is someone who lured kids down to his basement with his cum infused pasta sauce and his ejaculation infested pizza and if that doesn’t work he gets his mozzarella sticks out and bashes them across peoples heads until they are knocked unconscious. They then shove there mozzarella dildos down little kid asses so they then when he eats it out it taste like cheese

Person: Oh no watch out an Italian rapist lives in this house

by TrumpAndKim December 5, 2018