iPhone 3

A very outdated phone that no body uses buts or sells anymore that's as small as ur finger.

Friend one- Omg check me out I'm so cool I just got the iPhone 3!!!
Friend 2- Dude it's 2k17 the iPhone 8 is probably coming out soon ur so stupid.

by jojoclownyclown March 4, 2017

Iphone 11 pro

An Alternate to a four burner stove

The stove was dirty, so Johnny used an Iphone 11 pro to cook his chicken.

by hilo jj October 15, 2019

iphone Loser.

Usually a guy sometimes a girl who shows off his iphone every chance he gets, either buy taking pics with it, shooting videos of him and his friends doing stupid shit or being a complete fag and playing that lame ass Tap Tap revolution and posting his/her score on facebook thinking that everyone will worship the ground he walks on because he has nothing better to do but work on his Tap Tap revolution skills.

Daniel: Dude he is such an iphone loser.

Matt: who?

Daniel: Brian man he just posted his new tap tap revolution score like someone cares.

Matt: Yeah that's pretty much an iphone loser for you.

by nooneshallknow February 9, 2010

iPhone Nod

The iPhone Nod is when you own an iPhone and you see another person who owns one and you give them a nod signifying that you are a fellow iPhone owner. *If you both own a 3G you give them two nods.

"That guy has an iPhone as well as me. I should give him the iPhone nod."

by StephenNuz February 22, 2009

Iphone Glare

The look that appears on an iphone users face when they attempt to do the once relatively quick and painless task of sending a text message with their phone.

Classic example of the iphone glare:

Person 1: What are you so angry about?

Person 2: I'm just trying to send a fucking text on my fucking iphone but my fat fucking fingers keep hitting the wrong fucking tiny fucking letter and then the stupid fucking predictive text really fucks me over.

by lolololondon February 24, 2010

iPhone haters

People that have good reason to hate the douchebaggery of those who purport their self-righteous sense of superiority because of a $150 appliance literally anyone can afford but choose not to lead of a life of complete jackassery. The iPhone's cost is a complete non-issue whereas it costs roughly the same as comparable smartphones which makes it very sad some iPhone dbags actually try to gratify themselves even more so by truly believing everyone else couldn't possibly allocate one week's pay to buy one like they so cleverly did.

Yes, iPhone haters have many reasons to hate these pretentious smug self-centered egomaniacs. Though it appears amazing iPhone haters can restrain themselves not to drill these morons in the suckhole when they can't function without reminding you how their shiny technology has saved them like that Jesus guy, it's probably because most iPhone haters actually possess some semblance of social discipline.

Tom: Hey guys, if you want I can split the bill on my iPhone and then load up an app to find a great place to get coffee.

Brian: Or I could just use basic arithmetic I learned in third grade, double and move the decimal point to the left for the tip and divide by 3 for the bill which I'm still capable of--unlike you apparently.

Mike: Ye, and I think the Beanery coffee shop around the corner would be great instead of randomly shaking one out of your app that's 10 miles from here.

Tom: You guys are just iPhone haters!

Brian: Yes. Yes we are. Now put it away for once and eat your food.

by TheMacGruber October 26, 2009

iPhone 4S

An iPhone 4 with Siri.

It's so shit that it killed Steve Jobs.

Me: Siri, is iPhone 4S the best?

Siri: Yes. That's why you bought this.

Me: Then why did Steve Jobs die when the iPhone 4S was announced?

Siri: *Crashes*

*iPhone explodes* BOOM!!!

Me: Shit.

by likeordie November 15, 2011