Ipswich

When you run your finger up and down the butt crack

Carmen did an Ipswich on me

by Pleero January 26, 2022

iPhonics

iPhonics (n)

1. When your iPhone or other capable mobile device autocorrects something you wrote into something nonsensical.

2. When this same device fails to autocorrect your typo before you send or submit.

1. You try to type: Beeotch you don't owe dat cunt shit.

Your phone says: Bewitch you don't owe day vinyl ship.

Note: Vinyl? Seriously?

2. An attempt to post about iPhonics to facebook through my iPhone went horribly awry when I mistyped iPhoincs.

by Jesterguru August 4, 2009

ipa-hole

A beer snob; Any person who pretends to enjoy overly bitter and unnecessarily hoppy IPA-style beers in a lame attempt to pass themselves off as a sophisticated and intellectually superior beer connoisseur.

I bought my friend a pilsner but he refused to drink it because, apparently, it wasn't hoppy or bitter enough for his refined tastes. He's a complete ipa-hole.

by SeeZee December 16, 2015

ipaddict

Noun: One who was addicted to the iPad before it ever came out and now won't shut up about them or hear a bad word spoken about how transformative they are. Usually uses the phrase "I hold the internet in my hands" excessively.

Don't even go near him with that laptop, he's an iPaddict.

by pages2type April 6, 2010

ipodoclast

One who bucks the zeitgeist and listens to a CD player instead of MP3s.

That fellow is an ipodoclast.

by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007

iphone x

A massively overpriced 'innovative' phone made by apple. Is primarily used to turn your face into random emojis and using 2% of cpu for posting selfies on instagram'

John - 'I just got the new iPhone X'
Vlaros - 'For £1200?? That shit better take me on vacation when I put it on airplane mode'

by Spanish Panda September 16, 2017

Ipod Mirror

The mirror of the back of an ipod.

Dude...all of class jessica was doing her make up and looking at her ipod mirror.

by amanda rickmers January 7, 2008