IOWA

The state of Iowa was named after a hit album by the nu metal band Slipknot.

“Oh did you like the album Iowa too?”

by Marty in me July 9, 2022

Iowa

A place that no one lives in, there is not 3 million people there, it’s Idaho that has 3 million people. All iowa is is corn, nothing else, border is corn, ground is corn, houses are corn, people are corn. Is home to 6 billion corn.

Person #1: Yooooooo I went to iowa today

Person #2: how is the corn?

Person #1: it is really good, but I was lonely only thing there was corn, almost got trapped.

Person #2: Ohio is worse bro.

Person #1: YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YALL DONT GOT CEDAR POINT BITCH!

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

iowa dildo

when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other

I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!

by throwaway6401 July 9, 2018

Iowa

Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"

Example: "Iowa's so flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days straight."

by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025

Woodburn, iowa

ity bitty heckville town

woodburn, iowa has about 100 people, most of them rednecks. Most of the girs are sluts and the guys will do anything for a beer. Theres no stores only a bar and a church. So everyone can go to church and then go have a beer. Theres a rodeo every summer so if your a cowboy or cowgirl yee haaa

by hottmama21 June 7, 2009

Malvern,Iowa

Malvern, Iowa a shitty small town full of incest families. Where STDs are spread through the air. Where their educating is fake news. And where the drama is always poppin. This town is filled with drug addicts and farmers. They might be putting the food on the table but it’s Guaranteed laced with something. The town where people get hit by trains and where the fair ground is the best place to get fucked! They also have the most expensive food because they are some good town. So go on ahead. Go stop at Malvern,Iowa.

I just got fucked in Malvern,Iowa by my Cousin.

by GwoodInTheHouse! May 26, 2018

Haverhill, Iowa

A very small Iowa town that sucks the souls from those who habitate there. Quite possibly the gateway to Hell. Also known as, "Haverhell".

"I lived in Haverhill, Iowa for a few years and surprisingly made it out alive... My heart is still beating, but most of my soul was destroyed by Haverhell".

by sYDNEYb June 27, 2017