Iowa

A square-ish state full of way too many square-ish counties. Most people who live there either have Smith or some long German word for a last name.

Ever notice how Iowa is just square-ception?

by TDude53 October 12, 2021

Johnston, Iowa

The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.

Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man

by Myapeters<3 July 17, 2021

Iowa

The most boring state in the entire universe. all it has is corn

Iowa is boring it only has corn

by Big Brain Joe June 15, 2021

Iowa

The place all of you fuckoffs are gonna go to when global warming destroys your crops, get used to nice people, 2001 Chevy Silverados, Corn and, Hurt's Donuts, we are the Corn and Education capital of the world, we are NICER than Canadians, bUt IoWa Is SuPeR bOrInG, eh? kinda maybe a little? But it is so nice here, it's actually GREEN here! there are open fields and non polluted air, great fishing spots here too! Take a week to breathe real air and go to Iowa, this is #notspon i just love it here

GO TO IOWA NOW! ...bitch

by monster juice addict June 15, 2021

The iowa wet willy

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.

Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.

by The magic man gone rogue June 22, 2021

Iowa

He'll but worse

Person one: hey you wanna go to Iowa

Person two: fuck no

by anonymous July 3, 2022

Iowa Electrolytes

Busch light beer

Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes

by UIU Speed Team May 5, 2022