Internetic

Someone who browses and uses the internet a majority of the time. A Person who will spend most if not all of their life/time on the Internet looking at Games/Info/Pornography.

John: Are you on the Internet alot of the time?
James: Yeah, i am very Internetic.

Mick: He is very Internetic.
Marley: How does he become so Internetic?

by Nice Jim Cool February 18, 2014

Interneted

It could be in IRL but instead it should be ominous mysterious and have a digital representation.

Pay a few dollllars, have a good tiiime, maybe its free. NO. It was interneted.

by breakboy72 July 15, 2018

The Internet

The magical substance the can allow a a user to view virtually everything humanly possible with a few key-strokes. We use to look at pictures of cats, pornography, get into arguments with strangers and advertising terrible products.

"You see this? This is on the INTERNET."

by Vex977 March 18, 2014

The Internet

Society’s downfall.

The Internet will destroy the world.

by TH47 May 01, 2018

the internet

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.

Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.

by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018

The Internet

80% Porn. 20% Clickbait. 100% the main neccesity of humanity.

the internet is down! We're going to the Stone Age!

by The Great Squirrelini December 08, 2015

The internet

A dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people (TomSka, 2k19)

"We work on the internet, which is a dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people"

by Dalamanza April 12, 2019