An internal spread is when you put to thumbs in your bum to the last knuckle then spread your thumbs while they are inserted in your bum!;-)
by CLOUDPUFFER247 March 7, 2020

by Foobadoobadoo January 16, 2007

Me: Today was our Internal Heatquinox.
Friend: wtfizthat?
Me: I turned the furnace on for the first time since last spring.
Friend: wtfizthat?
Me: I turned the furnace on for the first time since last spring.
by P. Nathanial Poothy October 17, 2017

Someone who flirts with a lot of people over the internet that don't live in the same state as them. It can also be someone who goes to a different state or country and has sex with a lot of people.
by Rebecca515 May 15, 2016

wordplay of the russian footballer zherkov, pronounced jer-kov. Defined as a wanker, bit of a jerk, tosser etc
by Mark and Nikki December 9, 2007

by DePwnzor July 2, 2007

Minorities thinking for themselves
"He just disagrees with me because he has internalized racism"
-usually some white girl with neon hair
-usually some white girl with neon hair
by CuteBoy56 December 13, 2020
