A temporary condition brought on by the lack of internet connectivity and characterized by irritability, fidgeting, lack of focus, a general feeling of helplessness and occasionally exercise.
Steve: What's up with the glazed look on Meredith's face?
Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.
Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.
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Standard universal tool used to rate the respective flaccidity or turgidness of a male's genitals in any situation worth officially documenting:
1 Completely Flaccid
2 Stirring of the Loins
3 Beginning to Lift
4 Fun, Yet Floppy
5 Nursing the Perfect Semi
6 Veins & Details Appear
7 Hot to Touch
8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach
9 Moves of its Own Accord*
10 Permanent Erection**
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*Must be able to perform one complete cock push-up.
**Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires surgical removal.
1 Completely Flaccid
2 Stirring of the Loins
3 Beginning to Lift
4 Fun, Yet Floppy
5 Nursing the Perfect Semi
6 Veins & Details Appear
7 Hot to Touch
8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach
9 Moves of its Own Accord*
10 Permanent Erection**
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*Must be able to perform one complete cock push-up.
**Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires surgical removal.
In England:
Josh: "Jesus man, does Max have a boner??"
Ross: "Aye, about a 6 on the International Boner Scale, no doubt"
Josh: "Yeah, I'd agree with that"
En France:
Jacques: "Zut alors! Max, a-t-il la trique??!"
Sébastien: "Ouais... Un six selon l'échelle internationale des érections"
Jacques: "Ben je suis d'accord..."
Josh: "Jesus man, does Max have a boner??"
Ross: "Aye, about a 6 on the International Boner Scale, no doubt"
Josh: "Yeah, I'd agree with that"
En France:
Jacques: "Zut alors! Max, a-t-il la trique??!"
Sébastien: "Ouais... Un six selon l'échelle internationale des érections"
Jacques: "Ben je suis d'accord..."
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ZOMG! Check out this grape stomp video! This lady's stomping grapes and falls and hurts herself! It's freakin' hilarious!
Yeah, welcome to the internet.
Yeah, welcome to the internet.
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You know you go to ISB when:
1. Half the students get there by golf cart/scooter/motorcycle
2. You get yelled at by the cafeteria lady because you entered the line at the wrong spot
3. Everybody parties
4. If something happens, everybody knows about it by lunch
5. People like to impersonate Gossip Girl
6. You haven't been able to get lunch/get a laptop/open your locker because you left your campus card at home
7. Every winter assembly, the teachers sing and find some excuse to make out on stage
8. All the subs are Canadian
9. A 4.0 GPA just isn't that great
10. You wear club shirts to school on random days and nobody cares
You know you go to ISB when:
1. Half the students get there by golf cart/scooter/motorcycle
2. You get yelled at by the cafeteria lady because you entered the line at the wrong spot
3. Everybody parties
4. If something happens, everybody knows about it by lunch
5. People like to impersonate Gossip Girl
6. You haven't been able to get lunch/get a laptop/open your locker because you left your campus card at home
7. Every winter assembly, the teachers sing and find some excuse to make out on stage
8. All the subs are Canadian
9. A 4.0 GPA just isn't that great
10. You wear club shirts to school on random days and nobody cares
Person 1: International School Bangkok is awesome! The best IASAS school by far.
Person 2: I know, I wish I could go there, but I'm not good enough :(
Person 2: I know, I wish I could go there, but I'm not good enough :(
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