Neutral Zone Infraction

A sexual position involving an offensive lineman, a defensive lineman, and greasy twisted woman (frequently Asian). The neutral zone infraction occurs when the two opposing lineman double penetrate the woman orally and vaginally(frequently anally). The neutral zone infraction can only be official when the combined weight of all 3 members involved totals 650 lbs. Any illegal procedures that are a result of this, ie staring the opposing lineman in the eye, will result in instantaneous homosexuality and a 5 yard penalty will be given

Jeff: Did you hear what those sick fucks on the football team did?
Hank: No?
Jeff:They gave that blind Asian chick in our advanced biology class a neutral zone infraction

by Francis Costello February 22, 2011

injection

(noun) the depositing of sperm in the vagina

see also squirting jam into a donut

"I'm going over to give Fat Annie a rubdown , a tongue bath and an injection."

by Jake March 24, 2004

hot beef injection

me inserting my penis into my lady friend, wherever she desires it (nose, mouth, ear, etc.)

"Hey, Raquel u need a hot beef injection"

"Ok, how about u come over tonight, I really need it hard in the ear"

by 11yearsoldandtencentimeters August 1, 2009

chinese drywall inspection

Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.

Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."

by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010

infectionate

Refers to amorous feelings/emotions which prompt one or more individuals to engage in STD-risky activities like unprotected sex.

Willie and Monnie interacted in quite an infectionate manner on several occasions while they were employed at the White House.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

infectionism

A 21st century art movement characterized by the high need of illustrating the coronavirus in articles of various news portals.

This picture about coronavirus is a great example of infectionism, relatively colorful, open composition, emphasis on the danger of that tiny little infectious agent.

by Béé March 23, 2020

lung infection

When one gets an infection in thy lung

My lung infection turned onto a lungs infection when it spread to my other lung.

by Davesjuly January 31, 2014