When a person is obsessed about being right, or looking smart, to the point they will make up any "fact," no matter how delusional or far fetched it seems
Paul: "Did you know Texas is the biggest state in the U.S.?
Dan: "No, I'm pretty sure Alaska is way bigger actually."
Paul: "No, it's right here in the newspaper, let me find it."
The Infected are a race of rage infected humans that were bit by primates also known as monkeys that were infected with rage. Slowly but surely the world becomes infected with rage. Slashing and biting they mix their blood and saliva with the wounds of the victims, making them- infected!
5. the indescribable attraction to mold in the fold
6. the need for more cream cheese in your cake
7. "Can I have more onions on my Arby's sandwich?"
"dude this girl I was with had a yeast infection, but I thought fuck it I'm going down anyway, the weird part is I loved it, I can't get enough of it, I've been craving it ever since"