Female who claims she is "done" having any type of relations with a certain member of the opposite sex, but continues sleeping over his house every weekend in secret.
Friend: Hey what are you doing?
Hypocritical Whore: Nothing, home, my mom won't let me go out.
(She's actually at the opposite sex's house)
Hypocritical Whore: Nothing, home, my mom won't let me go out.
(She's actually at the opposite sex's house)
by iPolishprincess April 5, 2011
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Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.
Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?
Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.
Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!
Example 2:
Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.
Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.
Outside
Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*
Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!
Doctor: SHIT! D:
Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.
Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?
Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.
Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!
Example 2:
Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.
Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.
Outside
Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*
Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!
Doctor: SHIT! D:
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A person who's religious beliefs cause then to deny any argument before even listening to it. A person who cannot logically debate religion and instead uses personal attacks and unfounded accusations. One who judges and casts stones at people even though their beliefs teach not to. One who feels they can act in any way and be forgiven for it later because God loves them and they are special.
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hypocriticalassfuckery was a term first used in the African tribes of Kh'elmari in 1660. It meant "to go full retard", but was later adopted by the Dutch and Belgian colonists and used to describe the sincere and honest contradiction in a statement.
Disambiguation
hypocriticalassfuckery was a term first used in the African tribes of Kh'elmari in 1660. It meant "to go full retard", but was later adopted by the Dutch and Belgian colonists and used to describe the sincere and honest contradiction in a statement.
Hypocriticalassfuckery
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"Wow, did you listen to that Fox reporter last night? She sure hypocriticalassfuckeried the hell out of those news"
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"Wow, did you listen to that Fox reporter last night? She sure hypocriticalassfuckeried the hell out of those news"
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Get the Hypocrisy mug.Transparent hypocrisy - like preaching temperance from a bar stool; C-SPAN (seen all those televised proceedings that were promised during the election campaigns?);
- like claiming to be a patriot while giving aid and comfort to the enemy (raising a question about whether the Supreme court decision might somehow eventually allow an imbalance in citizens rights while granting a non-citizen terrorist the full legal rights of a citizen)
- is like worrying about global warming, but not about your globetrotting airplane habit or mansion-sized electric bill
- like claiming to be a patriot while giving aid and comfort to the enemy (raising a question about whether the Supreme court decision might somehow eventually allow an imbalance in citizens rights while granting a non-citizen terrorist the full legal rights of a citizen)
- is like worrying about global warming, but not about your globetrotting airplane habit or mansion-sized electric bill
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