dusty car horn 

When one applies a generous amount of flower to the rim of ones asshole, then proceeds to fart out of the window of a moving vehicle.

I saw my friend Jim next to me, so to get his attention, I preformed a dusty car horn!

dusty car horn by kins.webb February 2, 2015

Tenor Horn 

A awsome instrument far better than others like its friends the baritone or cornet. Tenor horn players are usually the best musicians of all time. And they well eventually take over the world.

Im going to play the Tenor Horn

Tenor Horn by Robin. D. Lewis December 12, 2009

Hornsea

Handsome-town, H-town, Horny-ville, (whatever you want to call it) is a lovely seaside town in East Yorkshire. It is famous for its: fish and chips, pubs, sport teams and the greatest nightclub in the UK.....FLORAL!

Hornsea

Hornsea by Ricky 'Decks'ter August 27, 2012

horn play 

a kissing embrace in which the initiator's left hand is firmly placed on the partner's neck, while their right fondles the receiver's genitals

He was gentlemen enough to walk me to the door, but once he tried the horn play for our first kiss, I knew we wouldn't go out again.

For mine and my wife's successful marriage, all kudos go to the horn play.

horn play by justtbecca May 8, 2010

Hornbeek

Three months after your wife gives birth and begins to loose that baby belly she goes out and buys a new dress. When she asks you how she looks your response is " you lost some of that baby belly but your not ready for that dress yet! " immediately you realize that you will be living a life of celibacy for the next three months.

Brian's old lady bought a new dress the other day and he pulled a hornbeek when she asked him how it looked. Looks like he will be waxing his own pole for the next couple months , poor bastard.

Hornbeek by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014

horn rimmed glasses 

similar to beer goggles, horn-rimmed glasses are what you have on when you think someone is very attractive, but it's just because you're really horny. originated from the victoria college campus at the university of toronto, where the students are 70% female.

"Girl, you totally had your horn rimmed glasses on last night. That guy you hooked up with is definitely not a 10."

horn rimmed glasses by MMCJ September 15, 2014

Hornache 

When you have a killer headache simply because you haven't had any sexually activity in a while.

Chris hasn't gotten any action in 6 months, he's got a massive hornache.

Hornache by dirtyfox June 1, 2015