(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.
by Howie16 December 16, 2010
Get the Asshole Hammered mug.She gazed at my Dong Hammer befor putting it in her mouth.
Man put your Dong hammer away befor you put an eye out.
I wish I had a nice Dong Hammer
Man put your Dong hammer away befor you put an eye out.
I wish I had a nice Dong Hammer
by air-ric March 12, 2014
Get the dong hammer mug.1. A game that is played by 2 or more legends by placing your hammer in your tool belt simulating a penis while throwing a roll of blue tape or other circular object in an effort to land it on your opponents hammer. Similar to ring toss, but way more intense by adding alcohol and "spicy" cigarettes of your choice and only choosing deserving and qualified opponents.
2. A group of highly skilled carpenters
2. A group of highly skilled carpenters
1. Bro, check out those hammer dicks, those guys really know how to lay pipe.
2. Aww man, we can't finish the job because we are so basic, I wish a couple of hammer dicks were around to show us how to do it right!
3. Muzzle your bitch, hammer dicks are on there way!
2. Aww man, we can't finish the job because we are so basic, I wish a couple of hammer dicks were around to show us how to do it right!
3. Muzzle your bitch, hammer dicks are on there way!
by BellalovesWagner November 19, 2020
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Your brainless ex is acting senseless bro, you need to wobbler hammer that ass before she totally loses her damn mind.
by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017
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Me: on a Tuesday afternoon? Hell yea I'm down to get glamour hammered!
Me: on a Tuesday afternoon? Hell yea I'm down to get glamour hammered!
by Sunblazer5 November 15, 2018
Get the Glamour Hammer mug.A rare, extremely potent nationality-altering strain of marijuana. Characteristics include lots of red hairs and extremely pungent odor. Smoking this strain will cause the smoker to pass out and awaken somewhere in Norway.
"Yesterday my friend brought over an ounce of something he called Thor's Hammer, it was red and furry and smelled like holy hell.
We rolled a blunt of the shit and passed it back and forth, eventually I passed out after the blunt was halfway done.
I woke up this morning and noticed I was cold as shit. Then I noticed I wasn't in my house, but an unfurnished loft, still wearing the clothes I had on yesterday. I ran outside and after a little investigation I found out I'm in Bergen, Norway."
We rolled a blunt of the shit and passed it back and forth, eventually I passed out after the blunt was halfway done.
I woke up this morning and noticed I was cold as shit. Then I noticed I wasn't in my house, but an unfurnished loft, still wearing the clothes I had on yesterday. I ran outside and after a little investigation I found out I'm in Bergen, Norway."
by wgrwgawg April 5, 2008
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