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groty

"That garbage is groty to the max"
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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new found glory

one of the best pop-punk bands you'll ever hear. started out with the name "A New Found Glory" but eventually changed it to just "New Found Glory". haters can't actually say they hate NFG until they actually listen to their music and actually comprehend it properly. don't hate what you don't understand, you motherfuckers. anyone who doesn't like NFG should consider suicide, fuck off, and die (in that order) thank you.
Kyla: A New Found Glory is the best fucking thing that has ever happened to me. I fucking can't get enough of them.

Taylor: I know. They fucking kick ass!!!
by kyla_NFG May 21, 2007
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Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Glory Hunter

Some-one who claims to support and follow one of the big 4 teams in English football but never attends their games nor seems to even have a jersey of their team
Person 1:"I love Chelsea they are the best team in England"
Person 2:"Really why do you love them"
Person 1:"They won the premiership"
Person 2::"So who did you follow last year then?"
Person 1:"I used to follow Mancheter united but they where crap this year but if they do good again next year I might follow them"
Person 2: "Haha you aint no fan man you're just a glory hunter"
Person 1:"What's a glory hunter"
Person 2:"You you only go for teams that are winning or win the premiership just pick a team and stick with it for life get the jersey go to the games follow them where ever they may go and you'll see what being a real passionate fan is all about"
Person 1:"OK I'll go for Arsenal"
Person 2"Omg just pick a crap team and follow them stop being such a glory hunter going for one of the big 4"
by Harry69 February 24, 2011
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hand of glory

Old Lore:

In really old times, people whispered about the wickedness of thieves and sinning, and one popular tale/rumour was about the Hand of Glory.

It goes that a master thief carried a dead man's withered hand into the house he intends to burgle, and then lights the fingers on fire. If a finger catches fire, it means somebody is sleeping inside the house--if it doesn't, then it means they're awake. (Or there aren't enough people in the house as there are fingers, which is important and plays into how the thief is often caught at the end, by people in the house hiding or pretending to be asleep.)

Once the fingers were lit, the sleeping people were charmed, and wouldn't wake up until the flames were extinguished, which could only be done by dipping the hand into fresh milk.

A common variation on the tale is that the hand must be taken from the hand of an unborn baby. Preferably done in a graveyard, at the stroke of midnight, and without making any noise. These Hands of Glory were the best, and when lit on fire, could burn forever without being consumed, and also casting a "devil's light", which would light up the darkness, but only for the thief holding it.
In Looking Glass Studios' "Thief- The Dark Project", Garrett steals back his Hand of Glory while breaking into Cragscleft.
by Ashtar the Fox May 24, 2004
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Glory Bowl

When a girl is sitting on the toilet taking a piss and you whip your dick out and she blows you. It's kind of like a glory hole but on the toilet bowl.
Me and this girl were making out in the bathroom, she sat down to piss and gave me a glory bowl.
by glory bowler April 20, 2009
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Grody

Adj. A word used to describe anything particularly gross or disgusting, commen examples of which are:

your mom

dead baby jokes

clogged toilets

people who don't shower

waking up in a pool of jizz

stories about when you were drunk

buttsex
Dude, i threw up all over your floor!
Grody!
by Dan the Handyman September 25, 2010
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