gravity poisoning

Euphemism for death by falling, usually implied to be murder. Compare lead poisoning.

Several Russian journalists critical of Vlad Putin's regime have died of "accidental" gravity poisoning.

by kittythecatty January 21, 2019

GRAVITY MODEL

The further you radiate a way away from your ORIGIN OF DISCOVERY the more difficult it gets.

How many objects you can defeat gravity.

AN IMPENDING MURDER

Listen do not venture to far from the CENTER OF YOUR ASSH0LE or the GRAVITY MODEL will SUCK MORE CHALLENGES your way to somehow try to overcome but the best you can do is HEAD BACK before SUNDOWN...GOT IT!!!!

Realize somehow to get away as GRAVITAYE towards a new suggestion as the GRAVITY MODEL will never work if you keep catching HELL.

How SWAT works is it is a LAST RESORT and the GRAVITY MODEL says they are out of practice so in order to bring success the WAGER is "THINK OF THE NEXT MASS MURDER CAN BRING EVRN MORE OUTRAGE AND TUMULTUOUS SIGNIFICANCE as the CODE IS 29.60 a FAG MERGENCE TEEM!!!!

by MASS KILLING EXPLOSION August 22, 2022

No-Gravity Club

Preforming anything sexual while being 62 Miles high within the Thermosphere.

Person 1: Did you hear about the two astronauts who had sex on the ISS

Person 2: Looks like they joined the No-Gravity Club

by MEME SQUAD October 26, 2022

Gravity

A myth.

Don’t believe that gravity bullshit.

by tomsa592 January 4, 2022

Aussie Gravity

In Australia, gravity works in a different way. Everything is Australia everything and everyone is upsidedown anytime you enter the borders of Australia you are flipped upside down. while this happens you will nearly Shit yourself from the speed and force that you're flipped but you will likely be fine. once you land you will be met with A hellish landscape where the water flows up and appears pink this is called the Hiller lake phenomenon. Every animal on this continent will try to end your life and guns are illegal so make sure to bring a melee weapon.

Joe: why is the plane spinning

Sam: WE ARE EXPERIENCING AUSSIE GRAVITY

by Chernobyl Person January 6, 2022

Aussie Gravity

When in Australia the gravitational effects are different YOU ARE UPSIDE DOWN

joe: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT AUSSIE GRAVITY

by Chernobyl Person January 6, 2022

Gravity

The annoying thing that keeps you from floating off if you're not in outer space.

She tried to jump up through the basement window out into the straight world thinking she was an Atlanta hawk, but once she came down off the acid she realized she couldn't fly or even jump that high, and she was covered in cuts from all the shattered glass, most of which fell on the floor. Gravity took her down to basement town.

by The Original Agahnim January 15, 2022