quarantine goggles

Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.

Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?

Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.

by Dank Frank April 30, 2020

talent goggles

To find someone attractive because of their talent, and not because they're good looking (cause they're really not...)

Equivalent, and sometimes more dangerous, than beer goggles.

I thought he was attractive cause he was such a good dancer!! But he's not...I had my talent goggles on.

by Talent Whore May 20, 2011

skin goggles

the act of going in for a t-bag and placeing your balls on the persons eyes one on the left eye and another on the right eye, hence the name skin goggles

dude i just gave you a pair of skin goggles

by big red (yes guys its me) April 19, 2011

beach goggles

Like beer goggles, but for when you're at the beach.

When it's sunny and you're at the beach, you see a person from afar who seems really good-looking. But as soon as he/she gets closer, they are butt-ugly! Damn beach goggles!

by kiss of arizona November 30, 2010

fro goggles

the delusional state in which a white guy feels that his fro is actually attractive when in actuality it makes his head look as if it is adorned with pubes or as if he is a human q-tip. also known as "frolusional".

example 1: wow doesnt he know he's a white kid? he's totally wearing fro goggles

example 2: omg the 70s exploded on that white guys head he so has fro goggles on and its awful!

by sexylilstylist December 28, 2011

Legal Goggles

When a person finds every young girl to be at least 18, regardless of the obvious, they are said to be wearing their Legal Goggles.

Often used to justify potential actions with said jailbait.

Matt: Dude why is Mike hitting on my little sister... Shes in middle school...

John: Shit I think he has his legal goggles on, he probably thinks shes 18. I´ll take care of it.

by SteelerfaninPeru March 28, 2010

sale goggles

Akin to beer goggles, sale goggles happen when you buy something JUST because it's on sale. It may be a terrible product that you will have regrets about once the buzz of acquisition has worn off.

I was at Target checking out the clearance items and came across a purple and yellow striped shirt. After buying it I came home and realized that it makes me look like a "special needs" bumble bee. Darn those sale goggles!

by Kayiemm February 24, 2010