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Shock Gobble 

A thing turkeys do when they suddenly hear the call of another turkey
Guy: *turkey noises*
Turkey: *shock gobble*
Shock Gobble by Bruhnham July 23, 2021

Wobble Gobble 

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger
Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.
Wobble Gobble by Oneandahole December 16, 2021

wiener gobble monster 

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.
Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.

A Gobble Of Gash 

Term/phrase used to define a group of hot, middle-aged, mature women, who are in their sexual prime & always together - ready to pounce on willing male suitors for their mouths & vaginas to "gobble" without reservations or mercy - so that either one or both openings receives their desired reward of a warm, protein man-shake!!
"A Gobble Of Gash were on the prowl that night, with one goal in mind: to have semen filling up & over-flowing EVERY, SINGLE OPENING in & on their sexually charged bodies, so that once the dust had settled, their satisfaction had been achieved through the acquiring of the only substance that could & would satisfy their force-of-nature, sexual cravings: baby batter from the cocks they worship, like the religious idols of old."
A Gobble Of Gash by FurrCoin June 10, 2023

Cheese Gobble 

Cheese gobbled, getting sucked off knowing you've got moon graters on your bellend.
"oh my god dude, I've just been cheese gobbled by a pure cheddar of a woman!!!

Hob-Gobble 

we absolutely hob-gobbled that food bro
Hob-Gobble by SALTIERR October 22, 2024