Gabe

Everything positive

Wow, Stephen is such a Gabe.

by mackattack415 November 7, 2009

GABE

Gabe is not an actual human. He is a pigeon wearing a human skin. But you can easily see the truth by a Gabes behavior. They will make loud pigeon noises, and usually with no reason. They do this because they don't understand the human thing you are doing, so they try do distract/confuse you with pigeon thing you don't understand. They will also steal all of your food. ALL OF IT. So if you fear that a Gabe is around, hide your food. These are the main 2 signs of a Gabe, but there are many more. The best way to tell is if you see a human with pigeon habits. Please protect yourself.

Dude, why is that guy acting so weird?
He's probably a Gabe
OMG, HE LOOKED AT US!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
(insert Gabe making Pigeon noises here)

by turtle-tot October 24, 2018

Gabe and/or Pull a Gabe

To "Pull a Gabe" - To inadvertently spill food, drink, condiments, or other unwanted substance on your clothes, leaving an attention-drawing stain.

Can also be used as a verb: To "Gabe" - To inadvertently spill food, drink or condiments or other unwanted substances on another's clothes, leaving him/her with an attention-drawing stain.

Gabe and/or Pull a Gabe:

"what's that on your shirt? Did you pull a gabe?"

"don't reach over me to dip your chip in the salsa, you might gabe me."

by MTHM March 25, 2008

Gabeio

Used when extensivly tickling someone who hates tickling.

Yell "Gabeio" when tickling or about to tickle the shit out of someone.

by JMarv September 14, 2006

Gabe-ing

Drunken projectile vomiting, with no regard of who/what it gets all over.

Brad drank so heavily, he started Gabe-ing all over the back of Kim's dress.

by yellamejella February 3, 2010

Gabaldon

"Gah-ball-dough-n"

-Having several other meanings the most common is Badass.

1. Holy shit, that John.... He is one GABALDON!
2. I'm a greaser, but in laymans terms... I guess you can call me a Gabaldon!

by Toh Kay May 8, 2011

Gabala

An elderly man who is extremely aggravating and awkward. May be prone to impose old music or movies onto unsuspecting crowds of normal people.

That dude is fucking weird, what a Gabala.

Yea man, you totally just Gabala'ed that shit.

by makingithappen282 August 6, 2012