by xxelflloyd July 27, 2009
Get the fucktardmug. The pejorative bastardisation or blend of two words: ‘fuck’ and ‘tard’ – the latter being a shortened version of ‘retard’, a derogatory word to describe those with lesser mental ability.
1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).
2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard; often resulting in rape due to the absence of the minimum level of mental capability required to issue consent on the part of the ‘tard’.
1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).
2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard; often resulting in rape due to the absence of the minimum level of mental capability required to issue consent on the part of the ‘tard’.
by mattyt_is@ August 19, 2009
Get the fucktardmug. Some that is completely fucked and retarded! Most commonly used to describe muzza's, scenies, stoners and teachers.
"That guy thinks he is like fully sick or some shit!"
"He is a fucking fucktard dude!"
"Yeah true that"
"He is a fucking fucktard dude!"
"Yeah true that"
by Jessie Vain October 13, 2008
Get the fucktardmug. I am a fucktard.
by Blockhead 77 August 9, 2010
Get the fucktardmug. A fucking retard. Basically annoying, irritating, stupid and every insult there is. Literally dickhead.
by someonestandingbehindyou October 24, 2013
Get the fucktardmug. a person that is so incredibly high, they are incapable of thinking. They are annoying to everyone around them and refuse to listen to what people say.
Toad: Don't pour that gasoline on the fire
John: *pours it anyways*
Toad: god dammit you're a fucktard
John: *pours it anyways*
Toad: god dammit you're a fucktard
by Big R #1 January 9, 2011
Get the fucktardmug. adj. fucking-retard, with fuck used as a prefix to emphasize the severity of retardation.
adv. fucktarded, the state of being a fucktard, such as running in a fucktarded way, or your girlfriends fucktarded.
adv. fucktarded, the state of being a fucktard, such as running in a fucktarded way, or your girlfriends fucktarded.
by Lee Harvey Oswald, Grass Knoll October 9, 2008
Get the fucktardmug.