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fucktard 

1. A contraction of 'fucking' and 'custard'.

2. Custard employed as a lubricant in the act of copulation.
Mother: It's stewed apples and custard for pudding, dear!
Son: Fucktard again?

Mother: Okay big boy. Slide it in!
Son: Hold it right there Mother, I'll just get the fucktard.
fucktard by AThousandCuts May 27, 2010
The noise a sparrow makes the moment it dies.
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, twee.
twee by AThousandCuts November 8, 2009