Fooner

An online findom with no ethics who destroys families and childrens lives by happily taking their money. She is dependent on them but her narcissistic ego likes to berate and humiliate the ones sending her money, when in reality she has no worth or self love without them. Much more pathetic than a gooner, since a fooner hides behind a mask to feel powerful but is weak on the inside for needing so many ego trips.

She just tweeted about draining a man’s bank account, effectively making his family wife and kids homeless. Not caring that she caused adolescent trauma, she gets a huge ego boost on how far a man is willing to go, what a fooner

by Brbrbritscoldinhere May 7, 2024

frooning

act of fingering ones vagina so hard it becomes dull, gray

she was frooning

by queefcaster December 13, 2024

Floonching

The act of crushing a mans testicles into a fine paste and then cooking them like a pancake

Josiah if you talk shit one more time then me and my gang are gonna start floonching.

by Joe Sigmond January 25, 2025

Foonis

SLANG A whimsical or absurd euphemism for the male genitalia, typically used in humorous, childish, or intentionally silly contexts.

• “Keep your foonis in your pants, Greg.”
• “He got kicked right in the foonis.”
• “That sculpture definitely looks like a giant foonis.”

by LoofAh killer May 12, 2025

Foon

A coon who is afraid of food.

Damn she won't eat, that girl a foon

by Boi Flowerologist June 18, 2025

Fooner

A female gooner. A girl who partakes into reading hardcore dark erotica. Distinct and evolved from gooner due to the lack of shame. Often openly embraces and publicly discusses her particular tastes.

- Kacy is such a weirdo. She likes to recite the Morning Glory Milking Farm by heart!
- Yeah! Such a fooner!

by KermitThePermit October 13, 2025

Flooner

A modern device that can do anything.

"My Flooner does everything."

by Gwillius December 10, 2025