Foodsplosion

When you eat so much food you fell like you're going to explode.

Person 1: "Why is spinach and artichoke dip so good?"

Person 2: "I don't know, but if I eat any more I'm going to have a foodsplosion."

by therealfoodie May 31, 2016

foop johnson

Foop Johnson is what a failed YouTube channel that played mostly Facade and Yandere Simulator ends up being. Now editing for people such as The Right Opinion, they have found their true talent.

Oh hey, did you see that new TRO video?
Sweet, oh hey, Foop Johnson edited a part!

by Lithium Junkie March 12, 2020

foodswing

The sudden onset of a feeling of irritation caused by a drop in blood sugar levels from not eating. It often occurs on a flight after missing breakfast because security and check in took too long.

"Claire, you are going red and baring your teeth! You are clearly having a foodswing. Quick, eat an emergancy vegan cheesey puff....."

by Talgarthe November 9, 2020

Foop

When you fart and poop at the exact time and it is so hard to get right!

Haha, He had Taco Bell and did a mega explosive foop

by Shopoholicxxx May 10, 2023

Foopah

A very sassy and impudent obese lady that has a fat upper pubic area. Typically a “foopah” can be seen at a high school where it torments and degrades children.

Example: That Obese hall monitor named Michelle just gave me a detention for saying hello to a fellow student. She is such a Foopah.

by anonymous July 9, 2023

flirtbook fools

1. The two people flirt and it appears on the FB newsfeed. YET, they don't seem to know they are flirting. Their friends just look at their spammed newsfeed with and expression that looks something like this -_-

2. A person/people who looks at a book written by a person named Derek for flirting advice. That doesn't exist.

*after a series of flirtiful events*

Derek:Why don't you guys just make babies.
Girl:Wth?
Guy:Where did you come up with this???

^^^^^these people would be the flirtbook fools.

Derek: oh man i have to make a name to express myself. oh I got it.

by the/annoyed/one.______. August 30, 2010

Mapril Fools

Started by a janitor in Wainwright Alberta, it is a play on words of the traditional April Fools day. Mapril Fools is when mother nature decides to shaft us with a buttload of snow on May 1st. (Or early May)

I was looking forward to finally wearing shorts, but then Mother Nature decided to pull a Mapril Fools joke on us.

by LegoPorkchop May 1, 2019