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fob-o-shizzle

an asian immigrant that thinks they are a black gangster
josh lee is a fob-o-shizzle
by Josh Lee September 29, 2004
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fake fob fan

A person who thinks they're a huge fan of fall out boy, but they've only heard Centuries and Immortals,
Fake fob fan: OMG I LUV FALL OOT BOI SOOO MUCH
Real fan: Yeah my fav song is This Ain't a Scene
Fake: Wha...?
Real: Whos your fav member?
Fak: Wait... its a band?
by thnksfrptrck July 6, 2015
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gas station key fob

A cinder block or car wheel chained to the restroom key.
The strain of dragging that gas station key fob made me shit my pants.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
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FOB (Future Other Betty)

FOB (Future Other Betty):

1 - Reference to the new model wife/wives of Don Draper on Mad Men.

2 - Applied when a man picks a subsequent mate that is just as damaged as the first, thus repeating behavior pattern that will make a successful long-lasting pairing virtually impossible.

FOBs tend towards pretty on the outside...with a side of viciousness that makes one cringe. And in the case of Mad Men, yell at the television. In real life, avoidance is the preferred method of dealing with a FOB.
I certainly hope Megan doesn't turn out to be a FOB (future other Betty).

Poor Brian, he can't see she's a FOB. How many times does he have to make the same mistake?
by WVUALUM95 October 20, 2010
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Flip her over and brown her..FOB

Turning a woman over doggy style and fucking her up the ass.
I was fucking her pussy missionary style and then I decided to Flip her over and brown her..FOB
by DAVRAV July 26, 2006
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fob

fobs are people who have nothing to do in life other than hanging out in pearl Qatar and villagio and beefing up with everyone. fobs usually have curly hair and enjoy catcalling girls. most fobs ruin parties if they pull up and they all have the same style (black hoodis, skinny jeans...etc)
yo can i bring bring 1 of my friends to the party?
no bro your friend is such a fob he'll ruin the vibe let him stay in pearl where he belongs.
by realqatarnigga April 27, 2021
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Fob Reject

White person rejected by a fob, makes you mental.
I just got fob rejected, now I’m psycho.
by Mikedooey45600 November 23, 2021
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