flapjack

The act of screwing a flap or fold of fat or skin. Similar to a tittyfuck without the boobs.

I busted a load while flapjacking in her back fat.

by RDZombie February 7, 2008

Flashwank

The act of touching oneself by the only help of your short term memory, after watching a batch of hot images a woman just sent you.

girl: hey, are you at the office now? Look at these pictures of me nude ...

guy: brb

girl: wtf r you doing?

guy: I went to the wc. Flashwanked, thanks btw!

by ShadeeSkype November 7, 2011

Flashbacks from 'Nam

After drinking too much alcohol, resulting in dry heaving/alcohol poisoning
Pain felt when thinking about/drinking that type of alcohol again.

"Why are you making that face, Bobby?"
"Sorry George, I drank a fuckton of vodka last weekend and was up all night puking. I'm just having flashbacks from 'Nam."
"Well if you don't want it give it here."

by NizzleNinja March 31, 2015

LCD flashback

When your LCD digital TV stops working, and you have to get your old analog cathode ray tube (CRT) TV and digital converter box back out and plug them in.

Damn! The Super Bowl is about to start, and I'm having LCD flashback!

by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010

flapjacks

Flapjacks - a very loose pussy that resembles "flapjacks"

"that woman had mad flapjacks"

by ilovethecack May 6, 2003

fleshjack

Fag version of a fleshlight

Paul's boyfriend Chris wasn't around so he pulled out his Fleshjack and butt fucked it instead.

by Aaron Crunchy October 12, 2007

Flapjack

Killing bitch ass people without them knowing what the DL is.

We are going to Flapjack Andy's girlfriend.

by MBTJESSRW October 8, 2009