filed

When an Italian flakes on a project to shop at Woolworths and date an Asain

i think we just got filed by our group member, oh danget

by niggaloas October 10, 2019

darren bush files

Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.

At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.

by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018

hiding file

secret or subjects inside a secret, kept hidden to be unknown by the children under 10

I want Thomas know about my hiding file, but i,ll let him know when he exactly is reached to twenty.

by man!? May 19, 2017

file mingon

Illiterate spelling of Filet Mignon. Usually seen in areas populated by westerners on menus of cheap restaurants run by people originating from the middle-east, though this is a generalisation.

"Helo Sir, welcome welcome, Hamid's fresh and fast food, check out great new file mingon for only 19$"

by TheFatherOfNames June 19, 2017

alpha file

Only one copy of this file may exist. In order to get this file, you must take someone else's alpha file.

Cotton couldn't take anyone's alpha file.

by dabodabo December 5, 2017

joint file

A way to say lets go smoke a joint without anyone raising suspicion about what your doing.

Yo mark lets go work on that joint file later.

by Sandman meme September 22, 2016

care files

When you shit on someone's porch step with love in your heart.

"dude, you got shit all over your hands from those care files you left on the Peterson's porch"

by Lilsweetdillpickle September 21, 2016