Dog fight fart

Flatulence that sounds like canines fighting.

The chili caused a dog fight fart Fiesta among the soccer players.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Figure on a Screen

A figure on a screen is a demonizing and negative word directed as an insult to someone you communicate with in your daily life, but do not respect or value as an actual friend. A figure on a screen is not a friend at all to the person expressing this word.

Person A speaking to Person B: You are a Figure on a screen to me and you mean nothing more , however James is an actual friend to me.

by texasindian April 3, 2018

FiggleBottom

An innate trait, only the best of the best have received. In all of human history, 1 in every 9 billion are FiggleBottoms. Few are lucky enough to call themselves, FiggleBottom. As a FiggleBottom, you are designed to create, and destroy. Birth, and Eliminate. None shall stand in a FiggleBottom's way. Notable FiggleBottoms: Chirag Gupta, Gilgamesh, Mark Wahlberg, Oj Simpson, and Jason Statham. Vin Diesel played a FiggleBottom in the films, "Fast and Furious". The role took a massive toll on Vin's body. Bringing him to the brink of death.

The traits he possesses, remind me only of a FiggleBottom.

by DictionaryDestroyer September 13, 2021

fight club

im not supposed to talk about it and neither are you.

dont talk about it or you will get your balls cut off!!!!

by bob May 13, 2005

Siamese Fighting Fish

A type of fish that originates from rice paddies in south eastern Asia. They are very territorial and are often treated cruelly by being forced to live in tiny containers at pet shops all over the world. They are a very popular pet due to the low maintenance of taking care of them. They are also known as Betta fish because of there ability to breathe air through a organ called the labyrinth. Help these great fish by going onto ForceChange's website and looking up Siamese Fighting Fish. If you read that article and sign the petition you will make a difference in this small animals life.

Guy 1: Did you see the containers pet shops put Siamese Fighting Fish into
Guy 2: Yeah I know its so cruel

by Toby.H May 7, 2017

you fight like a dairy farmer

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

by Memma June 23, 2004

Japanese Bear Fight

Same as a Bear Fight, but with the addition of a third shot: a saki bomb.

So in effect, Irish Car Bomb followed by a Jager Bomb finished off with a Saki Bomb.

Aaaaaand...DRUNK!

hey have you guys seen Joe? He's stumbling around the bar, shouting, and trying to get undressed...
Must have been that Japanese Bear Fight he took earlier!

by Stifler's Mom March 6, 2012