Fecalmancy

The practice of divination through examining and ingesting faecal matter.

1. "Hey John, why are you eating shit out of the middle of that pentagram?"

"It's called 'Fecalmancy' and it's an art"

by Octomelon February 1, 2022

human fecal matter

Shit from humans

This morning, i found human fecal matter on my side of the bed.

by gogojohnny April 24, 2022

Ponte fecha

'Set a date' - A spanish tiktok slang used to send someone to set a date for suicide

Person A comment: Your mom is in my wardrobe!
Person B comments: Ponte fecha

by Dazaizai October 27, 2023

Three Ring Fecal Festival

One penis, three buttholes, no condoms.

A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.

Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!

by R0b.Raf September 29, 2018

fecal matter

A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.

Attention, insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.

by Jesustits August 26, 2005

fecalitis

Facisnation with excrement, not always human.

by M.R. March 21, 2003

fecally speaking

To bullshit someone; to talk mad shit about a subject

John: "Yo, I just copped them Jordan 26's"

James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"

by mastertrainer1978 August 6, 2010