fake survey

What happens when you call someone to ask them out, but you get cold feet when they pick up the phone (or worse, when someone else picks up). Just pretend you are doing a survey to get out of the call. DO NOT ATTEMPT AN ACCENT.

Jerry: Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz: I did a fake survey!
Jerry: You did the fake survey!?
Liz: I know! I'm not over him!

by montypark October 23, 2008

Fake Hug

The act of huggin' without touching or any pressure at all. Arms go around the person, but don't touch.

I finally saw Jan after 3 yrs, and all I got was a Fake Hug.

by SEWWAT67 July 11, 2008

Fake polo

just a knockoff brand of polo ralph lauren, ex us polo assn

guy1: yo my nigga, check out my fresh new polo
guy:2 bruh, than aint no real polo thats, us polo assn.
guy1: sooo?
guy2: its fake polo my nigga, u stupid or something

by cashflow44 November 11, 2014

fake sneakers

fake sneakers are what you buy if you actually want to wear the shoe instead of resell it like a faggot, basically you dont want to spend thousands on a piece of plastic.

Person 1: Yo man you like the new fake sneakers i bought?

Person 2: FS bro W2C link rq?

by tyko77 April 13, 2022

Fake dating

When 2 people act like they're in a relationship for social gain

I can't believe Sara and Tony are fake dating again.

by Whisper whisper May 28, 2017

Fake depressed

Fake Depression is when a teenager (mostly girls between the ages of 12-15) pretends to be diagnosed with the very serious mental illness called depression in hopes getting attention. These girl will usually post pictures of themselves or other images with captions claiming that they want to end their lives or wanting to ‘end it all’ when really they just want others to take pity on them and sulk about how terrible their amazing life is. Spotting a fake depressed person is easy so please if you suspect someone you know might be this annoying blob of a person please these symptoms below
. Listening to ‘emo music’ and Billie Eilish

. Constantly taking about how bad their life is (usually people with depression don’t tell anyone about it)
. Posting on instagram with sad captions
. Complain that they have no friends (when really they have more than you)
. When talking about cliques or what famous character in a movie they are like they will usually pick the sad/emo/weird one

These people are some of the most disgusting people on the planet

Brittney :" omg like, I have know friends and everything in my life sucks right now and I just want to die"
Sam : " do I know you?"
Brittney : " no, nobody does because everyone hates me"
Also Brittney: "omg I’m so fat and ugly"
Sam : " shut up you fake depressed twelvie"

by Gavin’s crocs July 14, 2019

Fake Friend

Someone who you think is your friend but is really a shady ass hoe.

J.P. is such a fake friend to Katherine. He only hangs out with her unless he has nothing to do.

by LaQuīsha September 11, 2017