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Fake Depression is when a teenager (mostly girls between the ages of 12-15) pretends to be diagnosed with the very serious mental illness called depression in hopes getting attention. These girl will usually post pictures of themselves or other images with captions claiming that they want to end their lives or wanting to ‘end it all’ when really they just want others to take pity on them and sulk about how terrible their amazing life is. Spotting a fake depressed person is easy so please if you suspect someone you know might be this annoying blob of a person please these symptoms below
. Listening to ‘emo music’ and Billie Eilish

. Constantly taking about how bad their life is (usually people with depression don’t tell anyone about it)
. Posting on instagram with sad captions
. Complain that they have no friends (when really they have more than you)
. When talking about cliques or what famous character in a movie they are like they will usually pick the sad/emo/weird one

These people are some of the most disgusting people on the planet
Brittney :" omg like, I have know friends and everything in my life sucks right now and I just want to die"
Sam : " do I know you?"
Brittney : " no, nobody does because everyone hates me"
Also Brittney: "omg I’m so fat and ugly"
Sam : " shut up you fake depressed twelvie"
by Gavin’s crocs July 14, 2019
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Everyone know one of the most painful places to be kicked that hurts boys and girls is the shin and to call someone a ‘Shin Kick’ it means that they are so annoying that you want to kick them in the shins hard and hurt them because of their stupidity or for just being an asshole
Person 1 - Omfg, Tom’s so fucking annoying he’s such a shin kick
Person 2 - yeah mate he’s a bitch and a half
by Gavin’s crocs May 30, 2019
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