Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.

Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Fatherless

A stupid insult

Person: You like cosplay? Lol fatherless XDDDD
Person 2: My parents are lesbians

by C0nf3tt1 SpR1nk13S July 15, 2022

Fatherless

the term is normally used by people who are either, losing an argument or are too retarded to make their own insults.
other than those, this term is also used for people who complain about every existing thing in their life.

in retrospect, this is another tryhard insult used to cause rumination.

Shut your fatherless ass up.

no wonder why you're fatherless

by GrassBuster February 22, 2022

Feather up

The act of dressing up to receive attention. This is derived from the term Peacocking. This is when people dress up to recieve attention from possible mates, like how male peacocks display their feathers.

Possible feathers are bracelets, belts, hats, necklaces, and anything out of the ordinary.

Paul: Are we going out tonight?

Nick: Yeah man, feather up! We are going to that new bar on Thayer Street.

by NJumper May 4, 2010

Father water

Also known as semen, or sperm.

Guy 1: Duuuuuuuude, I COVERED her in father water.
Guy 2: Nice. Did you get it in her hair?

by LarryThePimp July 1, 2010

Father Penguin

a sexual act where, prior to oral sex, the recipient vomits and their own private parts. This can be performed by both male and female partners. (Does not need to be associated with drinking or being drunk)

Man, this chick I was with last night was so freaky; she's totally into puke play and poop. Tonight I think I'll give her the ol' FATHER PENGUIN before we fuck.

I was so drunk last night that I FATHER PENGUINED all over my lap right before my boyfriend was going to eat me out!

by ConnecticutBorn July 7, 2010

father knows debt

Your father after all four of his kids attend college! In debt to his eyes after student loans...
~Also the name of a viral episode from the viral tv show by TLC called Extreme Cheapskates...

Poor Kelsy, her dad has five kids and they all just graduated last week. Her father knows debt!

by honeydrop May 6, 2019