The Asgard Experience

Call your penis Stormbreaker and then masturbate so hard to an image of Tessa Thompson that you ejaculate the bifrost and open up a path to Asgard.

Bro I watched Thor Rangnarok last night and then had The Asgard Experience.

by Rosey1591 May 11, 2020

internet explorer

The crappiest browser on earth. Comes complete with security holes, shitty standards support, and no features. A favorite of ignorant internet users everywhere.

Get Mozilla.

Internet Explorer is a steaming mound of poo.

by Ryan January 29, 2004

explanation mark

something coming out of the mouth of someone not familiar with the word exclamation mark or not knowing how to pronounce it properly

Guy A: Oh, this food is horrible! I hate our school meals, exclamation mark!

Guy B: Yeah, and it is getting worse...

Guy C (stupid): Haha, yeah! Explanation mark!

by NattiW December 22, 2010

MSN Explorer

A browser worse than Internet Explorer. Yes, you read correctly.

I tried using MSN Explorer, but it was so bad my testicles exploded.

by JakeTheRipper June 30, 2006

explosive diorrea

Learn to spell, genius.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A painful situation where you feel like a Monday Night Football game is going on inside your colon. Caused by large amounts of liqueous diarrhea (either pure liquid or big, wet, juicy chunks) which are propelled out of the large intestine by tremendous gas pressure moving at high speed. Such an assplosion is usually followed by gasping, groaning or blaspheming, followed by a horrendous, foul stench about 3 seconds later. It will usually spray the interior of the bowl with the liquid waste, which may often include undigested bits of food such as okra, peanuts or sesame seeds.

Causes horrible intestinal contractions, speeding on the highway, perspiring, fervent praying and fumbling with keys to get inside to the john as you think "please let me get inside NOW, I swear this must be what childbirth is like". Tremendous relief immediately follows turning your toilet bowl into a radioactive disaster area.

"You all have after school d-hall--until the sick punk who sprayed explosive diarrhea on the bathroom radiator comes forward."

by sportster December 28, 2005

Explicit

Explicit is when something is clear and explained in extreme detail. It can also mean dirty. And Murphy.

"The packet had explicit instructions."
"This song's too explicit. let's censor it."

by lickiies May 21, 2019