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evlolution

The process of a joke becoming more and more hilarious over time.
"That joke has really evlolved over the years."
"I think that joke had reached the end of its evlolution... It's no longer funny"
by Blake Maloof March 2, 2007
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lancer evolution

A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.

Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.
Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.

Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?
by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008
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Evolution in action

A rhetorical observation made whenever another human is observed to be making an expensive or potentially fatal error.
Person A: I'm going to put all my money into dotcoms
Person B: Evolution in action, man

Employee A: Bob showed up drunk again to work today
Employee B: Evolution in action

Action: Motorcyclist riding without helmet
Person: Evolution in action
by srnsf April 6, 2006
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evolving personalized information construct

According to the Museum of Media History - The "Evolving Personalized Information Construct" is the system by which our sprawling, chaotic mediascape is filtered, ordered and delivered. Everyone contributes now - from blog entries, to phone-cam images, to video reports, to full investigations. Many people get paid too - a tiny cut of Googlezon's immense advertising revenue, proportional to the popularity of their contributions.
The evolving personalized information construct is so going to feature on xkcd.
by Arunabh Das Three June 15, 2008
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elol

Man 1: The joke was so funny that i jizzed.
Man 2: elol
by Dicks In January 13, 2010
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Evoloved Online

A great message board formed as a haven to those put up with LUE
www.evolvedonline.com ... what an example
by Zayes March 23, 2004
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(r)evolution

Movement that originated on the East Coast of America.

The "R" in parenthesis combined with the word 'evolution' represents a higher (evolved) awareness of the true nature of the world and the strong desire to fix certain systems that oppose this nature (revolution).
(r)evolution
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by Borris Mordison September 26, 2009
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