Faggot Dumpling

Another name for the bowel movement that occurs after engaging in anal sex.

"You should see the size of the faggot dumpling that erupted out of Aaron last night!"

by J-weez April 30, 2009

Humpty Dumpty

when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.

I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house

by theweeeone August 19, 2010

cookie dumpling

eating out a girl when she takeing a shit

licky shity putang yea cookie dumpling

by thurston howell March 22, 2008

Humpty Dumpty

A sex move; used when you are holding the female in the air while banging her. Just before you are about to cum, you drop the girl on the floor and jizz all over her. You then leave the scene.

Mark: Did you bang that chick I saw you with last night?

Nick: Yeah, but I saw no future in the relationship, so I gave her a Humpty Dumpty and left.

by CompSci2 October 12, 2010

dumpy kid

a complete and total asshole with no life and thinks he is cool because of what his parents say; destined to become a molesting priest

Dude, dumpy kid just got a negative ten on that spelling test where the hardest word was dog.

by John Jacop Jingle Hymer Smit December 13, 2007

dumpling butt

A round, perky ass on a Caucasian female. Also known as donk.

Damn, she got a dumpling butt.

by RanditoC January 3, 2014

Humpty Dumpty

a person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them.

From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":

`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'

`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'

Person 1: I'm hungry.

Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.

Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2010