facebook dumped

When your boyfriend or girlfriend breaks up with you on facebook before telling you in person.
"I found out my boyfriend broke up with me from my friend who saw the change on his profile! I can't believe I got facebook dumped!"
by Amy Oscar February 12, 2007
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pump a dump

to jack off and take a shit at the same time. Double the pleasure, double the fun.
I was feeling very horny but had to take a shit so why not kill 2 birds with one stone and pump a dump?
by ohnobo August 10, 2009
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dump pumpkin

a prank involving using a pumpkin as a container for human fecal material is left to decompose for several days yielding a vat of rancid shit, festering and ready to be cast upon the porch, driveway, or vehicle of an unsuspecting often deserving individual or family; this prank is commonly used between the dates of October 25th and November 6th (when pumpkins are readily available) ;often associated with hatred of a specific individual, race, culture, or political affiliation
Stu: Hey what do you want to do tonight?

Steven: I just remembered we have several partially decomposed totally rancid dump pumpkins left from Halloween.

Brock: Lets go throw those on Laurens doorstep!

John: Yeah, that way shit and decomposed pumpkin meat will explode on her personal property and cause the odor to permeate in to the brick and/or concrete, leaving her porch smelling of festering veggie shit.
by mimagarooski October 02, 2008
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wicked dump

A time in which a person is not able to poop for an extended amount of time. After hours and hours of buildup, the person finally releases a Krakatoa in the toilet.
That Edward Postma destroyed my toilet with a wicked dump.
by free-agent June 16, 2011
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Dump City

A loose stool or dump used to express that one needs to take a dump.
Man I ate so much at lunch I gotta take a dump city.

Man that girl gave me a ballcuzzi, but it caused a dump city.
by Pat Burrell September 17, 2008
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amtrak dump

When a single trip to the bathroom calls for an "OUT OF ORDER" sign.
Riding home on the train from Chicago, I needed to take a massive shit. Due to an massive unflushable load/amtrak dump, the bathroom on the train was put OUT OF ORDER.
by milwaukee john December 23, 2006
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Thunder dump

a poop so big that it makes a thunderous sound. People who take a thunder dump, or TD, tend to feel a splash of water on their butts afterwards.
"Wow! I just took a huge thunder dump and now my butt's all wet!"
by your faces sibling no0b June 02, 2006
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