douchesnozzle

When you want to call someone a douche nozzle but you also want it to sound kinda funny

This bus driver is such a douchesnozzle because he was being a dick to people

by Diddlyfiddler April 25, 2016

Douchebonic Plague

The feeling like everyone around you is a douchebag .

Groups of people jumping on board of a stupid fad .

The rapid spread of douchebaggery .

Watching a group of kids dabbing made me leave immediately before I caught the Douchebonic Plague . .

by DDT4U September 14, 2016

Douchemongloroid

A douche-like mongoloid on steroids.

I can't sit here and listen to that obnoxious douchemongloroid any longer.

by DoucheMonger1984 October 2, 2016

Douchenozzle

A douchebag that is a fuckboy

Man your ex is such a douchenozzle

by Gryffinclaw.hpfreak December 30, 2016

Douchenozzle

The art of being a stupid ass fuccboi

Drew: did you notice that Alex is making some really bad decisions lately?
Andy: yeah he's being a real douchenozzle

by Beckylemmesmash April 28, 2017

Douchenugget

A term that describes a total asshole. Definitely someone who dresses like a tool. A big step up from a normal douche and his douchebaggery actions, this person wears the title proudly. Commonly used when referring to people named William who golf and have trust funds.

Donnie: "Did you see what Will wore to go golfing today?"
Jamie: "Yeah he looked like a total douchenugget. It could've only been worse if he had a visor"

by TotallynotWillsroommates June 14, 2017

Douchenugget

Much like a d-bag, but this type of person feels they are better then others and has a super sucky personality (Often a fan of lacrosse)

Why those friends all wearing matching button ups and boat shoes? What a bunch of douchenuggets!

by Quacksefph August 4, 2017