scuba dookie

When scuba diving, you poop your wet suit. This creates a scuba dookie.

Do you ever scuba dookie? man, i'll tell ya. its a bitch to clean up.

by Dylan furst February 4, 2007

dookie slap

when walking down a street in a large city i.e., seoul, new york, hong kong, singapore etc. and a warm stench of sewage hits you momentarily.

when it hits you, you simply say..."DOOKIE SLAP." you can also substitute any smell for dookie. EX: fish slap, chunks slap (vomit), diesel slap, etc.

by sonny "O D B" ratcliffe April 25, 2007

Phantom dooker

A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.

Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station

by DMAC4 April 19, 2009

dookie dungen

another expression for the act of anal sex, similar to such phrases as surfing the hersey highway, or fudge packing.

"Danny fucked Jessica in her dookie dungen."

by ADD86 October 25, 2007

dookenhauser

to take a shit, to excrete feces from the anal cavity(dooker,dropping the cosby kids off at the pool)

"dude i just took a nasty ass dookenhauser in your dads toilet."

by zach mauer November 3, 2005

dookie balls

the state of having your testicles covered in fecal matter, usually after inserting them into another persons rectum. Often associated with the act of sack stuffing.

Brett had dookie balls after cramming his hairy balls into Annie's steamy cornhole.

by Anita Kunttawash September 25, 2003

dooklear

doo-klear

Similar to nuclear only with poop.

A dooklear explosion

Zach is going to need a colostomy bag if he doesnt get his colonic dooklear melt down under control.

by Crazy Ivan May 18, 2005