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donkey dong

A large sausage such as bratwurst, larger than a wiener or a banger. Often served with sauerkraut (not spotted dick). Best enjoyed with a weizenbier.
Goody! Donkey dong for lunch.
by Arschlöchli May 17, 2007
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donkey dick

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.
"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"
by Gnizzo December 28, 2005
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Donkeys yawn

a vagina so vast it takes on the appearance of a donkey yawning.
that girl i shagged last night had cunt like a donkeys yawn!
by joe t August 23, 2005
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doney

A woman of low character, found in the Blues standard "Dust My Broom" which was covered by only the raddest blues artists that ever lived or are living today. Not used widely today, but should be.
"If I can't find her in West Helena, she must be in East Monroe, I know. I don't want no woman wants every downtown man she meet, She's a no good doney they shouldn't 'low her on the street..." -thats how the song goes.
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Big Floppy Donkey Dick

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...
by Simon Young March 25, 2008
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donkey kong barrel

1. A very large bowel movement, unusually large in length or girth, often posing a risk of clogging the toilet. Humorously referred to as a barrel from the Donkey Kong video game.

2. A bowel movement which seems too large to have been made by the person who dropped it.
He dropped a donkey kong barrel. I had to break it up with the toilet brush so I could flush it.
by Enigmanic February 6, 2009
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Donkey reader

A person who study a lot- a geek- a dork- a swotty person - a bokworm
My classmate is such a super donkey reader ,he does nothing but study & he's really socially retarded.
by posh21 January 14, 2015
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