diaper toe

Similar to camel toe and the even more embarrassing rhino toe, diaper toe refers to the bulge in the pants caused by a toddler's diaper.

My niece is so cute but those tight stretch pants she's wearing give her major diaper toe.

by veritas1978 May 2, 2009

Diaperquest

to play an online role playing game (specifically Everquest) while wearing a diaper, in order to not have to leave the computer screen to use the bathroom.

To gain advantages over other guilds, their members diaperquest.

by Slapen November 9, 2011

diaper bitch

Diaper bitch - a male partner, generally a husband, who has been emasculated and whipped by his child-bearing spouse to the point, where the only duty he is allowed to do when it comes to his newly born child is to deal with anything that has to do with disposing and cleaning of its bodily fluids. As he goes around his duties, he is generally heavily criticized for doing everything incorrectly.

Wow, Tom's wife really turned him into a diaper bitch since Tommy Jr. was born. It's pathetic.

by ThinkStupid April 17, 2014

Diaper Spread

Warm, moist shit. While the historical origin of the definition was to solely refer to the shit found in the gusset of a diaper, modern language arts allows use to reference any feces related activity, i.e., soiling oneself, poor wiping, taking a massive dump, etc.

My new baby blew out some mustard colored diaper spread.

I had a little diaper spread in my undies after a poor wipe job.

I just blew diaper spread all over the back of the bowl and toilet seat.

by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

nose diaper

Something you can attach to your face when sick to soak up excess snot (mucus). Used because the amount of snot flowing from said nose makes sufficient wiping/blowing with kleenex impractical or impossible. When you can't just wipe, you need a nose diaper.

Dude, Christine is so sick today...she needs a nose diaper just to keep from snotting on herself.

by El_Dre July 14, 2010

Danny Dumper

When one shits into the asshole of their sex partner, usually performed after one has seen 'Two Girls and a Cup'.

Charles: "Dude, why do you have dragon breath?"

Manfred: "It's not dragon breath, Katy gave me a Danny Dumper last night."

*Charles snickers*

*Manfred Donkey Punches him*

by anonymous555666777 May 21, 2012

Sink Dumper

The act of sneaking into someones home to take a shit in their kitchen or bathroom sink. Usually done out of anger or aggrevation.

Dude, I got so pissed at John last night that I broke into his house and gave him a sink dumper.

by NitroCore24 September 29, 2012