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Dildoid

A new invention that is an Android phone that can be used for cell phone use, texting use and most importantly Dildo use. It's water and sperm proof so you can get your jollies in or out of water.
Guy #1 "Hey have you tried the Dildoid?" Guy#2 "Ya the reception is bad but the Dildo works fine!"
by DeadNode July 6, 2011
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Dildo Dumping

The act of shitting halfway and sucking it back up repeatedly to achieve an orgasmic euphoric feeling.
Dude, last night Fred Dildo Dumped 12 times at the party before it fell on the floor. What a guy...

Chris was Dildo Dumping for 2 hours because he didn't want to pause his game.
by someunicornwizardcat November 25, 2017
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Dildo bird

When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.
I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy.
by mudboy7 July 6, 2019
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dellon

A guy who is very kind hearted and has a large package below the waist and girls are very attracted to.
You are such a Dellon.
by Treyson jermany November 6, 2020
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Diallofierad

En person som är bra på något, någonting eller bara cool.
Wow, due fett diallofierad.”
by BlackmarketedOlives January 11, 2022
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Urban dildo legend

I was sitting there selling used dildos back of a pickup truck ask Mr Smith for his sweet glass cum and you be right back here blowing on me
by Kingofdick October 8, 2020
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Dildo cheese

The crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) dildo. Usually containing old lube and girl cum. Yummmmm.
"I found my old dildo in the closet. It was covered in dildo cheese!"

"TMI. Wow WTF"
by Dalty November 3, 2009
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