While at a respected friends house retire to their restroom, stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of their toilet and steady your cheeks directly above it. Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible. When finished, wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper in the cabinet under said friends bathroom sink. When the toilet is flushed by the next user the bowl will be rinsed with your feces. A firm stool will cause repeated minor fecal rinsing, while viscous, soupy stool will flush out all at once filling the toilet thus causing repeat flushing until clean water is present.
The upper decker was rejoiced by all who were present.
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To receive a blowjob whilst depositing feces in the upper tank of a toilet.
A combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
A combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
As vengeance for not being given a tour of my friend's dairy, I enlisted his sister’s help in performing an blumpkin decker in his bathroom.
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The act in which one removes the lid to the tank of a toilet and proceeds to deficate or shit. Once finished, replacing the lid and walking away as if nothing has happened.
End result: Next person flushes toilet and shit is then flushed through.
The act in which one removes the lid to the tank of a toilet and proceeds to deficate or shit. Once finished, replacing the lid and walking away as if nothing has happened.
End result: Next person flushes toilet and shit is then flushed through.
"Yo dude...I just did a 'Upper Decker Toilet Wrecker' up in that pisser man...hahaha...poor bastards"
by Shaff Dizzle January 5, 2004
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my budy forgot my cake on my b-day, so i left one "caked" on his! twas the ol' upper decker delux (dry) f***tard
by jay and nick October 26, 2006
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A university maintenance employee that refuses to work and who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
A university maintenance employee that refuses to work and who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
That maintenance man is a “BOBO Dickerson” he stands around smoking all day and complains about other people not doing their job.
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