by KaraBoBera January 30, 2009
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1. a Bible
2. a cucumber
3. a life sized replica of Christopher Reeve
4. an Emu
5. a priest and a buddhist monk
6. A girl willing enough to have the detroit Demon performed on her.
First you must listen to the song "Stan" by Eminem backwards there by evoking the spirit of Stan. Stan will appear and say "I will grant you three wishes if you suck my d*ck" perform the fellatio and wish for a Mcdonalds apple pie, Hitler 'stach and some a fresh pair of some Retro Jordans. The combination of these items will summon John Lennon A.K.A the Demon of Christmas past. Now you must go to the girl with the bible. Open in it to Leviticus 31 and there you will see some words, dont mind those just use the bible to beat the girl into unconsciousness. While knocked out perform the Detroit Nightmare on her, but instead of a penis us the cuccumber. She will wake up upset and the demon John Lennon will possess her.In her body he will being to have a three-some with the replica of Christopher Reeve and your Emu. THIS IS IMPORTANT: call the priest and the monk, all of you must perform the ancient are of bukkake upon the body of the girl and anyone else that may be present, regardless of their age. The demon will the body and the girl will become a Succubus and Suckyonuts.
1. a Bible
2. a cucumber
3. a life sized replica of Christopher Reeve
4. an Emu
5. a priest and a buddhist monk
6. A girl willing enough to have the detroit Demon performed on her.
First you must listen to the song "Stan" by Eminem backwards there by evoking the spirit of Stan. Stan will appear and say "I will grant you three wishes if you suck my d*ck" perform the fellatio and wish for a Mcdonalds apple pie, Hitler 'stach and some a fresh pair of some Retro Jordans. The combination of these items will summon John Lennon A.K.A the Demon of Christmas past. Now you must go to the girl with the bible. Open in it to Leviticus 31 and there you will see some words, dont mind those just use the bible to beat the girl into unconsciousness. While knocked out perform the Detroit Nightmare on her, but instead of a penis us the cuccumber. She will wake up upset and the demon John Lennon will possess her.In her body he will being to have a three-some with the replica of Christopher Reeve and your Emu. THIS IS IMPORTANT: call the priest and the monk, all of you must perform the ancient are of bukkake upon the body of the girl and anyone else that may be present, regardless of their age. The demon will the body and the girl will become a Succubus and Suckyonuts.
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Get the Detroit mug.The ghettoest & poorest city in America, & probably the most dangerous. A great city to visit if you want to die. The smell of the nasty sewers will want to throw up, since they are barely cleaned. The people are so ghetto they take baths with fire hydrants. The lake is so nasty it turns green like mold & dead fish start appearing out of no where. The Pistons suck so bad nobody even cares about them. Detroit is the place to go if you want to die, all you have to do is wear some nice shoes or necklaces or even bracelets & you'll get hit up with bullets pretty quick. The weather is so crappy it makes you want to roll up in a ball a & hibernate for 6 months.
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