DeceptiCunt

1. A man or transvestite masquerading, or running around disguised as a woman.

2. A cross dresser

I brought a girl home to have sex with her, but then I saw her penis and realized she was a deceptiCunt

by the great white ghost July 19, 2011

desert eagle

Often contracted to "Deagle" (pronounced like "beagle"), this red-giant motherfucker of a gun is aggrandized by rappers, movies, and video games. Pimply-faced fans of said rappers, movies, and video games often praise this generally impractical penis extension. It is availible in .357 auto, .44 auto, and .50 Action Express. Approximately .17 KG empty, the Eagle, manufactured by Magnum Research, is the most powerful semiautomatic handgun availible. Instead of traditional blowback operation, the Deagle is gas operated, a la the M-16, AKM-47, G3, MP5, etc. The weapon is knowing to "stovepipe", when the slide/bolt assembly snaps back and forth so quickly and with so much force that the ejecting shell casing gets caught in the top of the slide and is subsequently crushed, jamming the weapon.

"Yo bitch, I fucked some muthafucka up with ma deagle, bitch.

Shut the hell up, you've never shot a gun, let alone a desert eagle."

by James Bell April 24, 2006

Desert Pines high school

A school fillied with pregnant bitches and abortions. With musty bitches getting fucked in the bathroom and guys getting they dick sucked in the halls. people may say that this is the most musty school in Nevada. The bitches in student council swear that they run the school and think they too good for anybody. Beaners wear them tight ass jeans looking gay as a mf and have loud trucks that go 5 miles an hour. And the black bitches in the morning be loud asfuck like if it’s recess. This school has a 90% that it well shot up by a most likely rotc nigga. Rotc niggas swear they been to war and act like they deserve respect. Also known for being fillied with lil dick niggas who claim they got 32 inch punishers. with niggas who ditch just to go to sand hill and smoke dick but as soon as they get unenrolled they cry like the pussies they are. This is also the school where seniors try to rape freshmen girls because they are pedophiles. This the lovely school we like to call “Desert Crimes”.

Loud black female ina morning: “BESTFRIENDDDDDDDDD!!!!”
Student council bitch: “were in charge of what goes on in school”

Rotc niggas: “FuTuRe mArInE sOlDiEr”
“Desert Pines High school is the mustiest place I’ve ever been to”- experienced student

by speaking facts only boi December 23, 2018

way decent

a term used to describe an excellent weed smoking experience

micheal say's "wow that billy was way decent"

by COYWS May 6, 2009

weapons of mass deception

An item created to fool people into believing something.

The dossier on Iraq was a weapon of mass deception.

by George W. Bush July 9, 2003

The Obama Deception

The Obama Deception is a hard-hitting film by Alex Jones that completely destroys the myth that Barack Obama is working for the best interests of the American people. The Obama phenomenon is a hoax carefully crafted by the captains of the New World Order. He is being pushed as savior in an attempt to con the American people into accepting global slavery.

The Obama Deception

by ericsnow March 15, 2009

desert dick

A man who has not had any sexual contact for a long time making his penis dried out and rinkly resembling a desert

man that dudes a desert dick he hasnt got pussy for years

by captain love April 1, 2009