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Alternate spelling...See Cunty
Tell that Fargin Cuntee to get me my Rolling Papers.
Cuntee by Seth January 6, 2005
Something one step higher than fucked
-Was Zidane any good at football?
-Oh mate, he was cunted
OR
-Yeah Blue Planet may have been fucked, but Planet Earth was absolutely cunted.
Cunted by walking cunt January 13, 2009
to slip or fall while holding a item or items,
the cunt went cunties down stairs as he was in a hurry to take a shit
cunties by teddles September 24, 2005
Just been back stabbed - really really badly
You've just been cunted !
cunted by SqueeZe March 27, 2003

Cuntier than a lesbian porno 

Geoff: ‘Did you have a punt on the weekend?’
Ash: ‘Yeah but I lost it all in the last leg.’
Geoff: ‘Ahh that’s no good.’
Ash: ‘Yeah. It was cuntier than a lesbian porno.’