When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
by Merch™ June 23, 2006
Get the Nob Crustmug. a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.
by Tim August 22, 2004
Get the crust punkmug. by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010
Get the CAPTAIN'S CRUSTmug. When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.
by Conenna April 9, 2015
Get the curtain crustmug. a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.
Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
Get the Pie crustmug. by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020
Get the Crusted cuntmug. when you masturbate and ejaculate at a faster rate and cum on some chicken (this can be precooked or before heated) then leaving the semen to harden until you have some nicely cum glazed chicken. there are also sub-versions of this for example the chicken nugget crust or the chicken tika misala crust
“yo man i had some of dat good good chicken crust last night bro”
“ay you’re on some different shit blud”
“ay you’re on some different shit blud”
by KINGNUTSACK December 12, 2019
Get the chicken crustmug.