When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
by Merch™ June 23, 2006
a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.
by Tim August 22, 2004
Meat crust is when the outside of any type of meat is cooked/fried/broiled black to form a crust/layer of blackened meat on only the outside
by TheJetBlackRaven April 10, 2015
The lowest form of white trash.
by Jkdragon March 25, 2014
Hey who is that?
That’s bug, he’s a crust punk I wouldnt touch his trousers or his hair if I were you
That’s bug, he’s a crust punk I wouldnt touch his trousers or his hair if I were you
by Wowilovememes December 03, 2021
by GOOBERT IN ALL CAPS January 22, 2022
when you masturbate and ejaculate at a faster rate and cum on some chicken (this can be precooked or before heated) then leaving the semen to harden until you have some nicely cum glazed chicken. there are also sub-versions of this for example the chicken nugget crust or the chicken tika misala crust
“yo man i had some of dat good good chicken crust last night bro”
“ay you’re on some different shit blud”
“ay you’re on some different shit blud”
by KINGNUTSACK December 12, 2019