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Getto Crouch

A crouch performed by girls in the getto to try to look more hood/sexy. They will often be only wearing a thong and/or rubbing thier twats. This is often performed by hiphop stars such as Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim
Yo I totally see that girl's coochie when shes getto crouching.
by Chaz Coppa June 16, 2010
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Nig couches

A phrase used when you turned autocorrect off last week because of its sexual mishaps and while texting your black friend about your new big couches you accidentally type the word nig instead of big. Because autocorrect is off, it didn't fix the mistake. It makes you go into a fist of rage while you yell at your phone for being a racist ass while you anticipate your black friend to either laugh or get angry.
Darren: Dude you should check out me new nig couches!
CJ: Dude. What the hell.
Darren: Fuuuuuu
by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
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couches

(location) Couches, a field with couches in it hidden from the road/removed from generally visibility. The perfect spot to smoke a bowl. Can also be a forested area, or anywhere outdoors. Usually transitory cause fuckers steal the couches or move them somewhere else.
Dude, where we going to smoke this shit?

The middle school again?

Fuck it, they have security cameras now. Let's go to couches.
by stonahsarah January 22, 2009
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croaches

A substance found in a bud buster after busting a large amount of roaches. Croaches are the crystals from the roaches that build on a bud buster like normal crystals do off weed. These roach crystals are very potent.
- Yo I busted a ounce of roaches and got way too many croaches.
by Shawn Maglicic April 29, 2006
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crotchet

an old woman that lassos men's penis with a crocheted lasso.
look at that old crotchet, she's got a good haul today.
by gay-potato December 10, 2019
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Rainbow Crochet

Must have 5+ gay male participants.

An act wherein the males form a line, and the person farthest from the front starts pushing his hardened length in each already fucked butthole. Once he reaches the front of the line, it starts all over again with the person who is now at the back of the line.
Bro. We had the best rainbow crochet last night. Come with next time. *wink*
by Thicctottiesblam January 9, 2018
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Red Couched

Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.
I just red couched Victor at the garden party
by yuqg on IG May 27, 2021
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