Crastard

n.

A really crappy bastard.

MATTTY Yooooooooou are a fucking crastard !

by Dave_066 December 3, 2005

cast

Sleep; pass out; lay in bed. Usually said after a long night of drinking, but not always.

Example #1: I'm about to go cast.

Example #2: Wanna go upstairs and cast with me?

by drinkeveryynight December 9, 2011

Professional Crastinator

A person who can waste as much time as humanly possible, as effectively as possible, while still attaining above average grades in school/working adequately.

Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.

"How the fuck does that guy get such good marks, he just sits in his room browsing memes and masturbating for hours on end!"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"

by 765boo May 2, 2018

Cast iron Kentucky mountain dance

When a girl has a long enough tongue that she can give you both a blowjob and rim job at the same time.

Bro look at Sarah, she’s giving Tom a cast iron Kentucky mountain dance.

by GummyBearz4Ever September 21, 2019

Cast

Something that a doctor gives you when you break your arm or leg

I broke my leg and got a cast!

by Emma123456 j October 15, 2020

less than cast iron

Not solid.

Germany's less than cast Iron Schleiffan plan turned into trench warfare during WWII.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Half Cast

Half cast is term used majorly in the U.K. Half cast is to be mixed race mainly meaning half black/white people. This term (shoot me if i'm wrong) orginates from a poem written about a mixed race child whom was not quite an outcast from soiciety but was half cast. intresting stuff.

"my mums white and my dad's black, i'm mixed raced dont call me half casted bitch"

by Catherine September 27, 2004