cockblockjutsu

A cock blocker who is so good at cock blocking that it seems he practices cock blocking like a martial artist studies a martial art.

me: The cockblockjutsu flows through this party like crazy.
bro:What do you mean bro?
me: I have been cockblocked at least 10 times since we got here. I think allot of the bros here are cockblockjutsu specialists.

by Pi-nut January 19, 2017

Clockblock

When your online friends have a different timezone than you, so you can't chat with them.

I woke up in the morning to talk to my friend when I realized he was across the world from me, still sleeping. Dammit , I was clockblocked!

by SizzBacon April 20, 2018

Clockblock

When you are cockblocked by long distance in a different time zone.

Essentially it ruins your chances of ever having a relationship with them.

Girl 1: listen, Stacy, she’s absolutely gorgeous and we’ve been talking for a while on social media.
Stacy: but she’s all the way in Germany, girl. Not worth it.
Girl 1: damn it, I know, I always get clockblocked.

by Datzabbadabbado July 24, 2018

cockblocker

its when someone blocks the cock

i mean..whatifjakewantedtodosomethingwithdirksthingwhentheygothome? such a cockblocker - Broadway Karkat ( Jordan )

by such a cockblocker September 3, 2018

Cockblock Effect

The immediate action taken by men after getting rejected online, in person, or during prom. The guy in question will usually try to put the girl on blast or expose them after romantic/sexual advances we're rejected or denied.

Rick: Dang man, I didn't get to hit last night.

John: Really bro? That sucks. You didn't have a cockblock effect and freak out did you?

Rick: Not yet. But I might post her nudes on Snapchat if she doesn't blow me tonight.

by Trebaltimore01 June 21, 2019

Crackalacka

A term best used to describe a person who has just cashed their paycheck and is seriously In lack a crack.

"What I got, you want! What you got, I need!" (said the Crackalacka looking for some dimes.)

by PËEPERSLOÖKÊN July 19, 2021

Crackalackan

A giant potato that climbs a green bernener while riding a unicycle with a horn in its bunghole

That baby seems to be crackalackan

by Aidsmonkey 3000 times ouch July 24, 2021