by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020
Get the EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRTmug. by You could get cuffed June 8, 2018
Get the you could get cuffedmug. No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
Get the How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF ITmug. .
Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.mug. “We could go gyat for gyat” is a newfound slang word used in the stone hedge times. It was used to define the color of someone’s Woohaa
by Koberoh August 12, 2024
Get the We could go gyat for gyatmug. Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
Get the could he, should he, woodymug. People: makes fun of James Charles with old photos of him using “Hard for”
James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for
James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for
by Womp womp clown March 29, 2025
Get the You the only one that my dick could get hard formug.