a guy who goes for much younger girls. i.e like girls just past scout age where they may sell cookies for a cause or girls who are still in or just past innocence.
guy: shall we invite billy to our party?
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper
by shesleeps February 22, 2014
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by EdY May 14, 2004
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by HellRaiser June 15, 2014
Get the Woman's Cookie mug.A better name for modern American society; basically, a culture in which conformity to any and all trends, no matter how stupid/hurtful/stereotypical they are, is valued over intelligence and individuality.
All Black/African-Americans are expected to be top-notch basketball players, drug dealers, hos, pimps, morons...it goes on ad infinitum.
by Shawn B. December 4, 2003
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Dwight: What about that, um, meeting discuss finances later?
Angela: Okay, but don't expect any cookie.
Dwight: But what if I'm hungry??
Angela: (tersely) NO cookie.
Angela: Okay, but don't expect any cookie.
Dwight: But what if I'm hungry??
Angela: (tersely) NO cookie.
by avaron September 21, 2008
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1. Someone who evidently attempts to dress as a goth while being largely oblivious to the actual subculture as they're too smitten by all the nifty black spiky things they can buy to make them look mysterious and nonconformist at Hot Topic!
2. Someone who's newly thrust themself into the gothic subculture without a clue as to what it stands for, usually marked by a lame wardrobe, the writing of terrible poetry mentioning blood and broken mirrors at least twice, a newly acquired cutting habit, and several recently failed half-assed suicide attempts.
3. Someone who decides to pose as a goth for no reason beyond wanting to look like a more interesting person, usually unbeknownst to them (the average doom cookie thinks s/he isn't one), but gives themself away immediately with their obnoxious or ridiculously overdone gloomy personality and an unnatural affinity towards being repeatedly raped by Hot Topic's prices in order to own 5 more pairs of bondage parachute pants.
1. Someone who evidently attempts to dress as a goth while being largely oblivious to the actual subculture as they're too smitten by all the nifty black spiky things they can buy to make them look mysterious and nonconformist at Hot Topic!
2. Someone who's newly thrust themself into the gothic subculture without a clue as to what it stands for, usually marked by a lame wardrobe, the writing of terrible poetry mentioning blood and broken mirrors at least twice, a newly acquired cutting habit, and several recently failed half-assed suicide attempts.
3. Someone who decides to pose as a goth for no reason beyond wanting to look like a more interesting person, usually unbeknownst to them (the average doom cookie thinks s/he isn't one), but gives themself away immediately with their obnoxious or ridiculously overdone gloomy personality and an unnatural affinity towards being repeatedly raped by Hot Topic's prices in order to own 5 more pairs of bondage parachute pants.
by Kitteh May 7, 2005
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