cucumber conversation

when somebody is having a sarcastic but very funny conversation.

Friend 1: yes, i am a tree, of course.
Friend 2: this is a very cucumber conversation.

by nk39385 January 18, 2021

Conversation pervert

Someone who listens in on other people's conversations. An eavesdropper.

Person1: Hi, I like badgers, they're pretty cool.
Person2: Yeah they are.

Randomer: I agree, badgers are awesome!

Person1&2: Uhh okay.... conversation pervert.
>.>

by eggybreadhead January 13, 2011

conversation viagra

something you use to get boring people to talk

person 1: That movie was awesome!
person 2: ok
person 1: you need conversation viagra

by pippipcheerio December 11, 2011

Conversation Cuffs

The imaginary handcuffs slapped upon you when someone engages you in what should be a brief conversation, but turns into a long, drawn-out monologue. You are trapped in a conversation from which you cannot escape.

"Sorry I'm late for our meeting but I ran into Julie and she had me in conversation cuffs and I couldn't get away."

by Kneeland March 9, 2010

quantum conversation

When you're talking with someone who says stuff you can't make sense out of, so you treat their sentences as a superposition of all possible interpretations and reply to them generically enough such that when the point finally becomes clear, all your previous replies still make sense and you didn't end up having to make a fool out of yourself along the way.

I've had such a quantum conversation with my friend again. Thankfully I finally managed to understand what he was on about before I agreed to something stupid.

by Tomlacko October 29, 2022

Ass Conversation

A sexual act where two people point there anuses towards each other, and one person poops in the other person's anushole. The receiving end then sucks in the poop using the reverse fart technique. Then the person who recieved then becomes the sender, and the sender becomes the reciever. This continues until one person's anus muscles become tired and cannot continue vacuuming.

Those girls' butts were hurting today, they must have had an ass conversation.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

Conversational Cockblock

Whenever you're talking to somebody, and no matter what or how many witty or interesting things you say, they reply with things such as, "cool" or "yeah." They won't allow a good conversation by making it suck with their one word answers.

Debbie: "I was texting Conrad last night."
Sally: "What did you guys talk about?"
Debbie: "More like, "what did I talk about?" because he was being a conversational cockblock the whole time."

by playinitcool June 10, 2010