conshitstency

Consistently shitty.

The Toronto Raptors continue to show their conshitstency in the clutch.

by RaptorBlog.com January 20, 2009

Culvers induced constipation

When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.

Why does joey look so bad?

Oh he has a Culvers induced constipation

by hie090866 October 20, 2014

Emotional Constipation

Person/people who are stuck with a constant negative attitude toward life and everyone in it.

I am so tired of your emotional constipation!

by arkansas cowgirl March 24, 2010

conshirto

A person who wears concert shirts all the time, for every occasion. "should be pronounced with an Italian accent, although, not absolutely necessary"

1."See that guy over there, he's the biggest conshirto I know. 2."I really like his 84 Van Halen shirt." 1." No way man, his Def Leppard T is the bomb." 2."Whatever!"

by Brown Mushroom October 25, 2009

constipuzzled

Used when becomes stumped while trying to solve a puzzle.

Joe: Man, this puzzle is difficult.

Robert: I know, man, I'm completely constipuzzled right now.

by waxbutterflies93 April 9, 2011

Constipooped

Used to define people who are tired of being constipated.

The man's face was beyond a constipated face; He was constipooped.

by GooberGal July 14, 2011

constipaper

When you can not get the new roll of toilet paper started. The glued edge of a new roll of toilet paper will not come apart allowing you to use the roll

We are late getting started to the bus because Dara had a case of constipaper.

by Histochik December 18, 2012